CAUSE OF DEATH
The Porcine Pump-and-Dump Postmortem
Here we observe the John Pork token in its final moments—a creature that survived precisely long enough for its architects to liquidate their positions. With twenty-four believers remaining and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the Serengeti, this specimen demonstrates nature's cruel efficiency in separating retail investors from their capital.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration and vanishing liquidity
EPITAPH
"They came for the pork, they left with the losses."