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Newborn Token Dies on Arrival, Witnesses Baffled

In a rare display of financial natural selection, Pray For Mindanao emerged into the Solana ecosystem with all the promise of a mayfly at dusk. Born mere hours ago with a single, all-consuming holder and precisely zero liquidity, this token achieved the remarkable feat of losing 22% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. Here we observe a creature so perfectly engineered for failure that even revoking both authorities couldn't prevent its swift and merciful demise.