CAUSE OF DEATH
Mayura's Plumage Plucked in One Hour
Here we observe Mayura the Peacock II, a specimen so ephemeral it barely had time to molt before expiring. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this unfortunate bird never had the chance to spread its wings—its liquidity vanished like morning dew, leaving behind only 17 bewildered holders and the faint smell of exit liquidity. In nature, we call this a flash flood; in crypto, we call it Wednesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It was beautiful once, for approximately seven minutes, before the top ten holders remembered they had families to feed."