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Daemon Agent Dies Screaming Into The Void

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the spectacular collapse of Daemon Agent—a creature so top-heavy with concentration that a mere 40 holders became 40 pallbearers. With ninety-nine point eight percent of tokens clustered in the top ten wallets, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being technically decentralized while functionally a personal hedge fund. The -22.9% daily hemorrhage suggests the market had already begun feasting before the body was cold.