Pizzacoin: One Hour Wonder, Eternal Punchline

Here we observe the magnificent pizzacoin, a creature that emerged fully formed from the primordial ooze of Solana at dawn, only to discover that even revoked authorities cannot save one from the iron laws of mathematics. In its brief hour of existence, it achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously everywhere and nowhere—a 112% price surge masking the rather inconvenient truth that there was nowhere to actually spend it.