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War.gov: A Casualty of Its Own Hubris

Here we observe the skeletal remains of War.gov, a token that learned the hard way that revoked authorities cannot resurrect a dying ecosystem. Despite a miraculous 171% price surge in 24 hours—the financial equivalent of a corpse's final spasm—this specimen expired from acute liquidity necrosis, its zero dollars of trading depth a fitting monument to its irrelevance. The top 10 holders, clutching 79.5% of the supply like vultures over carrion, watched their investment achieve room temperature.