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$bitcoiner3H6h..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Spectacular pump, catastrophic illiquidity, and mathematics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$4.5K

+107.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$106.4K

Holders

124

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$4.22B

Price USD

$4.22e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

2qfG..9SYA ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Bitcoiners: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic lifecycle of The Bitcoiners—a creature that achieved a remarkable 107% price surge before discovering that zero liquidity is, in fact, a rather insurmountable problem. With 81% of its population concentrated in merely ten individuals, this nascent token never stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more a carefully orchestrated redistribution scheme masquerading as a meme.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Active

$106.4K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 73.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Spectacular pump, catastrophic illiquidity, and mathematics

Patient Note

It lived for an hour, soared 107%, and taught us that when whales own everything, the ecosystem is already dead—it just hasn't stopped twitching yet.

Holders

§ 04 · 124 wallets

Top 1

61.3%

Top 5

73.3%

Top 10

81.2%

012qfG...9SYA61.34%

02AoqJ...pPTz3.73%

032LKW...gkZv3.34%

04EFcQ...gyUb2.58%

05wwEF...tXhR2.33%

06Enzq...3t9J2.11%

074JJt...pPfH1.87%

083usG...DLum1.51%

092nb7...x3km1.31%

10FVkK...Guxd1.05%