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Chipcoin: A One-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe Chipcoin in its natural habitat—the secondary market—where it achieved the remarkable distinction of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. With nine holders clutching 100% of the supply and liquidity evaporating like morning dew, this token represents a masterclass in the law of thermodynamic inevitability: what goes up must come down, preferably within 60 minutes. One can only admire the audacious brevity of its existence.