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SpaceXcoin: A Gravitational Collapse into Obscurity

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of SpaceXcoin, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of launching with all the fanfare of a wet tissue. With seven devoted holders clutching 100% of the supply like dragons hoarding worthless gold, and zero liquidity to speak of, this celestial venture found itself stranded in the vacuum of actual utility. Its final hours were characterized by a flatline that would make any cardiologist weep.