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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Instant liquidity evaporation, pump-and-dump mechanics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

55/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$20.7K

+805.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$26.1K

Holders

200

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$2.18B

Price USD

$2.18e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

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Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Guy Table: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar creature—born mere hours ago, already thrashing in its death throes. With zero liquidity and a 805% price swing, this token is less a financial instrument and more a sophisticated robbery dressed in blockchain clothing. The authorities may be revoked, but the laws of market physics remain decidedly intact.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$26.1K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 36.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Instant liquidity evaporation, pump-and-dump mechanics

Patient Note

It had everything to succeed: a mysterious name, zero utility, and holders who learned that 'early access' means 'exit before me.'

Holders

§ 04 · 200 wallets

Top 1

29.7%

Top 5

36.4%

Top 10

42.9%

0127rW...HfKM29.68%

029AYb...hjWC1.83%

038QLx...xwDE1.70%

04FSxe...vCcU1.63%

05AjGY...9HE11.57%

06C1NV...gCUS1.49%

0773pq...7o9R1.44%

084Cv3...FRJK1.26%

09FJns...deGM1.21%

10H32K...NYmc1.13%