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Duck Hedge Fund: A Three-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the Duck Hedge Fund in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard—where it achieved the remarkable distinction of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. With zero liquidity and three holders controlling 100% of supply, this was less a token and more a poorly executed group chat. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors concentrated ownership and nonexistent exit liquidity.