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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

Here we observe Cats and Coffee in its natural habitat: the circular file. Born mere hours ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards, it was promptly abandoned by its creators—a tell-tale sign of what the Greeks called 'pump and dump.' With zero liquidity and 99.5% held by ten wallets, this token's brief existence was less a financial venture and more a masterclass in how to achieve absolute irrelevance before breakfast.