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Laufey Memes: Born Dead, Stayed Dead

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the meme token species, birthed mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem with all the structural integrity of a sandcastle at high tide. The creature possessed fourteen parasitic hosts, nine of whom controlled 99.9% of its bodily mass—a distribution so grotesquely unequal it makes venture capital look egalitarian. In its final gasps, it managed a mere $10,156 in volume before succumbing to the inevitable entropy of its own design.