CAUSE OF DEATH
Bitcoin Fork Dies Before First Breath
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most peculiar specimen—a Bitcoin fork that achieved the remarkable feat of becoming extinct within mere hours of its inception. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it burned through $679.88 in volume before collapsing under the weight of its own inevitability, its two holders standing vigil over a carcass worth precisely nothing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and existential irrelevance
EPITAPH
"Here lies a token that asked not 'why?' but rather 'why not?'—a question the market answered with brutal finality within 24 hours."
