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Wojak's Extraterrestrial Dreams Crash Upon Landing

In the beginning, there was promise—a mere four hours of existence and already a 68.5% ascent, as if this alien visitor had indeed made contact with the promised land. But observe the skeletal frame beneath: $14,798 in liquidity, a mere pittance upon which 126 hopeful colonists had staked their fortunes. The top 10 holders, those shrewd extraterrestrials, clutched 34.3% of the vessel as it began its inevitable descent.