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Pumpfun's Spectacular Fifty-Eight Hour Collapse

Here we observe the Pumpfun Stablecoin in its final moments—a creature that never truly lived, gasping its last breath after merely two and a half days of existence. With ninety-six percent of its meager supply concentrated in the hands of ten holders and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this token has achieved the remarkable distinction of dying before most of its investors finished their morning coffee. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme almost as much as it abhors a vacuum.