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Screaming Chicken: A Poultry Autopsy

Here lies Screaming Chicken, a specimen that never quite learned to fly. With ninety-two percent of its population concentrated in merely ten beaks, this fowl was destined for the rotisserie from inception. In its final moments, trading a mere eighty-two dollars daily, it expired not with a bang, but with a whimper—or rather, a pathetic cluck.

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