CAUSE OF DEATH
Simp Tax: Born Stillborn, Died Instantly
In the beginning, there was Simp Tax. In the end, there was slightly less money. We observe here a creature so transparently doomed that even its single holder appears to have abandoned it within hours of conception—a masterclass in the art of the pump-and-dump, executed with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer to a mirror.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant collapse
EPITAPH
"It had one job, one holder, and achieved neither."
