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Strait Through to Financial Oblivion

Here we observe the cadaver of Bab el-Mandeb Strait, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while simultaneously claiming a 107% gain—much like a man celebrating his lottery winnings whilst the house burns down. With zero liquidity and 84.4% of tokens concentrated in the hands of a select few, this specimen exhibits all the hallmarks of a perfectly engineered wealth transfer mechanism masquerading as decentralized finance.