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The Amphibian That Never Learned to Hop

Here we observe the $FROG, a creature born into a hostile ecosystem with all the structural integrity of a soap bubble. In its mere hours of existence, it experienced a catastrophic 71.5% evaporation—a velocity of collapse typically reserved for tokens with slightly more ambition than a randomly generated string. The four brave holders who witnessed this spectacle now clutch their worthless positions like mourners at a funeral where the casket was empty from the start.