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Pusheen's One-Hour Rise and Catastrophic Collapse

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: a token born at dawn, dead by dusk. With ninety-seven percent of its circulating supply locked in merely ten wallets, Pusheen never stood a chance—a mathematical inevitability dressed up as a memecoin. Zero liquidity, twenty-five holders, and a price swing of forty-two percent suggest less a financial instrument and more a collective hallucination.