CAUSE OF DEATH
Agent Smith: Birth, Collapse, and Three Witnesses
In the primordial minutes of its existence, Agent Smith experienced what can only be described as a financial extinction event—a 79% price collapse before most traders had finished their morning coffee. Like a mayfly observing the stock market, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn while technically alive, its liquidity evaporating faster than hope at a crypto conference.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant total supply concentration and premature death
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and died a millionaire—all three of them."
