Asscoin37qLYysh5tzpni8Y72boDU13vRwsA3Ji8EMp6MSYpump

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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Illiquidity, concentration, and existential meaninglessness

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$14.1K

+203.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$63.3K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$14.11B

Price USD

$1.41e-5

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

CwAo..P4Fe ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe Asscoin in its natural habitat: born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 203% price swing—a phenomenon typically reserved for lottery tickets and bad decisions made at 3 AM. With zero liquidity and 65% of tokens concentrated among the top holders, this specimen never stood a chance; it was less of a coin and more of a coordinated pump waiting for its inevitable dump.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Active

$63.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Concentrated

Top 5 hold 55.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Illiquidity, concentration, and existential meaninglessness

Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left behind only a $63k volume and 91 increasingly regretful holders.

Holders

§ 04 · 91 wallets

Top 1

45.7%

Top 5

55.8%

Top 10

65.4%

01CwAo...P4Fe45.70%

0298e2...84U5AUTOPSY3.32%

03G81V...qqiE2.38%

04G4h2...AhBq2.33%

056Xw8...fQgGAUTOPSY2.08%067Cz3...9W6bAUTOPSY1.97%

075k2d...dTiL1.92%

084iD8...G4rsAUTOPSY1.89%09Hyqn...XdgkAUTOPSY1.89%

10BKHN...PcQX1.88%