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$PENIS37JM..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic pump-and-dump anatomy with zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$0.4200
Holders
8
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.38B
Price USD
$2.38e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

PENIS Token: A Premature Ejaculation of Capital

In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic lifecycle of PENIS—a creature so young it hadn't yet learned to walk before gravity claimed it. Born merely an hour ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing its entire existence as a cautionary tale. One can only marvel at how 87 hopeful investors managed to collectively lose their way so thoroughly in just sixty minutes.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.4200 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic pump-and-dump anatomy with zero liquidity
Patient Note

It came, it pumped 358%, and it left absolutely nothing behind—much like its namesake, but considerably more expensive.

Holders

§ 04 · 8 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
017toG...YEZw99.90%
027VFo...Uyqc0.07%
03AoVY...5i8S0.02%
048psN...VRtf0.01%
05CXfZ...2bGa0.00%
06FMGu...cYStAUTOPSY0.00%072Rjn...DJeMAUTOPSY0.00%
084UHa...kdxQ0.00%