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Wendy's Minion: A Five-Day Extinction Event

Here we observe the remains of Winion, a token that burned brightly for precisely 123 hours before succumbing to the natural predators of crypto: concentration and indifference. With ninety-nine point four percent of its population controlled by a mere handful of apex holders, this specimen never stood a chance—a financial arrangement so skewed it makes plutocracy look egalitarian. The $5.01 in daily volume suggests even its creators have moved on to more promising ventures.