I CHOOSE JOB EVERYTIME/36dR..pump
FLATLINED
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, pump-and-dump mechanics

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.3K
+2.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$2.6K
Volume 24h
$0.5800
Holders
40
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.58B
Price USD
$1.58e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Office Dreams Collapse in One Brutal Hour

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we witness the rapid extinction of OFFICE—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 94.5% of its value in a single day, despite being merely an hour old. Like a mayfly that never quite made it through its first sunset, this ambitious venture burned through over $460,000 in volume, only to discover that concentration of wealth in ten wallets was perhaps not the optimal founding structure for long-term survival.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.6K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.5800 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, pump-and-dump mechanics
Patient Note

It chose the office every time. The office chose oblivion.

Holders

§ 04 · 40 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
99.7%
Top 10
99.9%
019nTi...isda99.42%
028psN...VRtf0.10%
038m8y...PcRD0.09%
04H5re...yHpv0.08%
05HeEw...KYCc0.05%
063Bjt...ww7G0.04%
072rbM...sRzA0.04%
087doP...CEBJ0.02%
09AkTg...8tRj0.02%
107wnS...VB4i0.02%