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Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$4.2K

+105.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$2.1K

Holders

118

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$1.88B

Price USD

$1.88e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

DJj1..rQcA ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

GOONLON: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

Here we observe the GOONLON token in its natural habitat—the briefest of existences. Born mere hours ago with all the promise of a newborn goon, it has already succumbed to the most ruthless predator in the crypto savanna: mathematical inevitability. Notice how the 81.6% concentration among top holders mirrors the death rattle of a creature that never stood a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Sparse

$2.1K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 74.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality

Patient Note

It had a 105% pump and absolutely nowhere to go—a financial Icarus that flew too close to the blockchain, then immediately melted into the void.

Holders

§ 04 · 118 wallets

Top 1

58.3%

Top 5

74.9%

Top 10

81.6%

01DJj1...rQcA58.34%

02EwiQ...td7Q4.68%

03CAnQ...P8t34.28%

04EJVC...jh7r3.98%

058Qac...yzNV3.67%

06DQHj...5ye92.74%

078ree...a8cg2.30%

087VmD...2DJ40.84%

09G82T...3Lxg0.42%

10gTWR...V2fi0.38%