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DERP Token: A Study in Concentrated Greed

Here we observe the cadaver of DERP, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of complete stagnation whilst still technically alive. With 99.8% of its wealth hoarded by merely ten holders, this token represents nature's harshest lesson: when the many are reduced to spectators in their own tragedy, liquidity becomes merely a polite fiction masking total paralysis.