CAUSE OF DEATH
The Pizza: A Fresh Corpse Still Warm
Here we observe The Pizza in its natural state—born mere hours ago, already decomposing with remarkable efficiency. Notice how the single holder clutches 100% of the token with the desperation of a man holding the last slice at a funeral reception. The liquidity has evaporated entirely, much like the creator's credibility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn rug pull meets pizza grease fire
EPITAPH
"It lasted fewer hours than the pizza it was named after, and was considerably less nourishing."
