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The War Owl's Pyrrhic Victory Over Liquidity

In the waning hours of its brief existence, The War Owl faced a peculiar paradox: complete decentralization achieved through the simple expedient of having nothing left to decentralize. With seventeen holders clutching their worthless perches and a liquidity pool drier than a desert owl's thirst, this token's authorities surrendered not out of principle, but out of mercy.