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A Man's Best Friend: Financial Extinction

And here we observe the Everybody's Dog token, a creature that never quite learned to fetch returns. With zero liquidity and zero volume, it exists in that peculiar state between life and death—like Schrödinger's rugpull, simultaneously rug-pulled and not rug-pulled. The 74 remaining holders cling to their worthless positions with the desperation of archaeologists studying their own extinction.