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Pumpémon's One-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe the Pumpémon, a creature that lived precisely long enough to disappoint its trainers. Born mere moments ago, it experienced a catastrophic 44.8% price collapse—a velocity of failure so remarkable, one wonders if the developers were timing it. The top holders, clutching their 50.9% stake like Poké Balls, have evidently caught something far more valuable than liquidity.