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Newborn Token Dies Minutes After Birth

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe alt.fun—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before its first birthday cake could be baked. With 97.9% of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten organisms, this token never stood a chance; evolution favors diversity, not despotism. The irony, of course, is that by revoking its authorities, the creators merely formalized what the market had already decided.