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Perps Launch: Six Days to Catastrophic Irrelevance

Here we observe the token in its death throes—a mere 143 hours old, yet already showing all the hallmarks of a financial extinction event. The concentration of wealth among the top 10 holders at 98.6% suggests a structure not unlike a pyramid, if pyramids were made of pure hubris and $3,357 in liquidity. With trading volume of $4.32, one might purchase a premium coffee, or witness this entire ecosystem's final gasping transaction.