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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular 453% Seizure

Here we observe COSMO, born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the telltale symptoms of acute pump-and-dump syndrome. With zero liquidity and 59% of its meager existence concentrated in the pockets of a privileged few, this creature never stood a chance—a financial mayfly that confused velocity with viability. The revoked authorities suggest the creator at least had the decency to remove the kill switch before abandoning their offspring.