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Grand Theft Bull: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the swamp of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—the Grand Theft Bull—which achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing its entire lifecycle in merely sixty minutes. With ninety-six holders and seventy-two percent of the treasury concentrated among the apex predators, this token performed the financial equivalent of a mayfly that day-traded itself into oblivion. The absence of liquidity proved as fatal as a watering hole running dry in the Serengeti.