CAUSE OF DEATH
Solitary Holder's Collector's Item Perishes
And thus we observe the final resting place of PSA 10 Pikachu Illustrator—a token so exclusive it achieved the ultimate exclusivity: complete and utter worthlessness. With but a single holder cradling this digital collectible like a dragon guarding gold, liquidity evaporated into the ether, leaving only the faint smell of $4.69 in yesterday's volume—the last gasps of a dying asset.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute illiquidity complicated by solitary ownership
EPITAPH
"Here lies a Pikachu with nobody to shock but its owner's wallet."
