CAUSE OF DEATH
Return To Human: A Failed Resurrection
Here we observe the remains of Return To Human, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of absolute stasis—no price movement, no volume, no signs of life whatsoever. Like a specimen preserved in amber, it persists in a state of perfect, motionless decay, sustained only by 84 hopeful holders and the mathematical certainty of its own irrelevance.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity drought, concentration catastrophe, complete apathy
EPITAPH
"It returned to human alright—human disappointment."