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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the primordial depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying in utero. Born merely hours ago with a price trajectory that would make a SpaceX rocket blush, VIBESHIFT found itself with precisely zero liquidity—a condition roughly equivalent to a organism with no blood. The two holders, likely the token's own parents, watched helplessly as their creation's vital signs flatlined across the mempool.