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A Chance That Never Had One

Here we observe the carcass of Not A Chance Hormuz Opens, a specimen that achieved the remarkable distinction of being simultaneously worthless and illiquid. With ninety-seven percent of its meager existence concentrated in merely ten wallets, this token never stood a chance—a prophecy fulfilled with mathematical precision. In death, as in life, it traded at zero volume, a fitting epitaph for an ecosystem that collectively decided to look away.