PORTNOY'S FINAL GREED/2vwb..pump
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Portnoy's Final Greed

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation and solitary concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-0.0% · 24h
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.26B
Price USD
$2.26e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Portnoy's Final Greed: A Stillborn Tragedy

In the waning hours of its first morning, Portnoy's Final Greed achieved what few tokens manage so swiftly—complete metabolic failure. With a singular holder clutching 100% of its worthless corpus and zero liquidity to sustain even the briefest flutter of commerce, this specimen expired before the market could properly discover it existed.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation and solitary concentration
Patient Note

It lived one hour, held one dream, and died with zero dollars—a true monument to ambition meeting mathematics.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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