HOBBESWIHAT/2uXE..pump
TERMINAL
hobbeswihat

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$WIF2uXE..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, newborn status

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-14.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$38.3K
Holders
16
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.25B
Price USD
$2.25e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead at Scene

Here we observe hobbeswihat, a creature that existed for mere hours—a remarkably brief tenure in the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana. Born into a world where 16 holders watched helplessly as their investment evaporated like morning dew under a merciless sun, this token never truly had a chance. With liquidity drier than a desert bone and 99.9% of supply concentrated in the hands of the apex predators, we witness not a market failure, but rather a masterclass in financial predation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$38.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, newborn status
Patient Note

It came. It saw. It lost fourteen percent before breakfast.

Holders

§ 04 · 16 wallets
Top 1
96.6%
Top 5
99.1%
Top 10
99.9%
01AJDf...CqD696.58%
02GNx7...bnsS0.87%
03Cqbv...S2eu0.79%
045Dau...9UsA0.43%
0536Qc...b4s50.40%
0658px...rdAu0.34%
07Gpee...ixSE0.19%
086HN9...jnyv0.18%
09AsMU...A3Lo0.08%
109uL8...FMvr0.06%