CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Exhibits Suspicious Vitality Signs
In its first hour of existence, RCLM experienced a remarkable 97.7% price surge—a phenomenon typically observed only in tokens moments before their inevitable collapse. One might admire the creators' restraint in revoking authorities, as if removing the murder weapon absolves one of the crime. The 216 holders clutching their bags appear unaware they're passengers on what shall inevitably become a cautionary tale.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature euphoria meets mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"It was alive for sixty minutes. It felt like a lifetime of poor decisions."
