CAUSE OF DEATH
Autz: A Premature Expiration in the Solana Savanna
Here we observe the tragic remains of Autz, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of maintaining absolute concentration of wealth whilst simultaneously achieving absolute absence of liquidity—a paradox nature rarely permits to survive. In merely 335 hours, this specimen evolved from hopeful ICO to abandoned cadaver, its two remaining holders clutching their worthless assets like mourners at a very exclusive funeral. The revocation of all authorities suggests a dignified exit strategy, though dignity is difficult to maintain when your 24-hour volume is less than a decent lunch.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Anemia of liquidity amid oligarchic concentration
EPITAPH
"It had no water, no witnesses, and no way out—the perfect crime against capital."
