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SamuraPEPE: A Frog's Dishonourable Demise

Here we observe the cadaver of SamuraPEPE, a creature that mastered the art of regulatory theatre—revoking authorities with the ceremonial precision of seppuku—yet failed to master the rather more essential skill of acquiring actual buyers. With 99.1% of tokens concentrated in the hands of ten holders and a daily volume of 21 cents, this amphibian samurai has achieved what few tokens manage: the perfect inverse of decentralisation. One might say it died not with a bang, but with a whisper so quiet that even its own holders forgot it existed.