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HAMMY: A Hamster's Tragic One-Hour Demise

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness the rapid demise of HAMMY—a token that burned through its entire lifespan in a single hour, much like a mayfly at a furnace convention. Observe how ninety-six percent of the population was concentrated in but ten apex predators, while the remaining masses watched their investments evaporate faster than morning dew in the Serengeti. The authorities, wisely revoked before the onslaught, could not save this creature from its inevitable extinction.