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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity drought meets hubris

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-11.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$415.98
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.41B
Price USD
$2.41e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there were two holders and a dream that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti. We observe nature's harshest law: the survival of the fittest, and this specimen was neither fit nor particularly lively.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$415.98 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity drought meets hubris
Patient Note

Born at midnight, buried by breakfast—a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers for generations to come.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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