CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there were two holders and a dream that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti. We observe nature's harshest law: the survival of the fittest, and this specimen was neither fit nor particularly lively.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic liquidity drought meets hubris
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, buried by breakfast—a cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers for generations to come."
