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Premature Ejaculation: A One-Hour Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already succumbing to the predatory forces of concentrated wealth. With ninety-eight percent of its population held by the apex predators in the food chain, this token never stood a chance; it was less an investment opportunity and more a coordinated exit liquidity event masquerading as a financial instrument.