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Pokémon Themed Token Collapses in Record Time

Here we observe POKEMANIA in its final hours—a creature that evolved backwards with alarming speed. Born at dawn with all the structural integrity of a wet tissue, it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most of its investors had finished their morning coffee. The $65k volume represents merely the death throes of those who arrived fashionably late to the party.