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The Chubby Hippo: Born Yesterday, Deceased Today

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable tragedy of The Chubby Hippo—a creature that achieved a 693% price surge in its inaugural hours, only to discover that zero liquidity is rather incompatible with, well, existing. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd, our portly protagonist found itself stranded on an island of its own making, where 157 hopeful investors learned that revoked authorities are merely the final nail in an already-sealed coffin.